Trolls, gnomes, elves, goblins exist only in fairy tales and folk legends and tales. That's what adults think. But children often believe in their existence. The kids gather in gangs and try to summon these mythical creatures. Whether something turns out for the kids is unknown. The most common occupation among them, among such cases, is the challenge of some fabulous entity, which is characterized by a love for obscene expressions. How do guys do it? In this article, we will tell you how to summon a cursed gnome.
Who is a swearing dwarf?
Children of all ages just love everything mysterious and mystical. Which of us in childhood did not evoke the spirits of famous personalities who had gone to another world? Suffice it to recall how we sat with bated breath over a saucer with letters, and an invisible force moved the needle and thread, thereby answering a variety of questions. Summoning the gnomeis also a kind of children's entertainment ritual. Hardly anyone has ever seen him. But at the same time, you know what he looks like. As a rule, this is a small man, no taller than a meter. A thick beard, a cap on his head and a silver hammer in his hands are his obligatory attributes. In some cases, he may appear, for example, in a helmet with horns and iron chain mail, grabbed by a wide belt. We'll talk about how to summon a matted gnome later (there are several different ways). In the meantime, let's find out what distinguishes this mythical entity from other similar creatures.
Characteristic features of a fabulous creature
The appearance of the mentioned dwarf will not go unnoticed: this can be recognized by obscene expressions characteristic of this character in children's stories. Yes, yes, he swears. Why does he do it? Most likely, the dwarf is not too happy that he was disturbed and called. He also loves sweets. Often confectionery is used to attract him. Many children believe that a gnome can grant wishes. Like it or not, it is not known for certain. But when the creature discovers itself, you can try to make your most cherished wish. What if it comes true?
How to call a swearing dwarf? Method number 1: in hot pursuit
Want to see footprints of a mystical creature? This method is suitable for those who want to learn how to call a matted gnome during the day. We do this: we smear the palm of any hand with toothpaste, we go into a dark closet, where daylight does not penetrate. BUTnow you need to call our fabulous miracle. We stretch our hand forward with the palm up and say the following spell: “Matter dwarf, come!” It would be nice to close your eyes. If you feel some movement and see small circles in your palm, then the dwarf has come.
Method 2
Unconvincing? Or no closet? Good! Now we will tell you how you can call a matte dwarf in another way. By the way, it is perhaps the most common. This will require a long thread of any color. You need to tie a few knots on it. And the more there are, the better. Then you need to tie the thread to the legs of the table or bed, lifting it 2-3 cm from the floor. To enhance the effect, you can attach a candy or any other treat to it. After all, as you know, these characters just love sweets. Now we put out the light and say the magic words three times “Dwarf, come!” After some time, the creature will come and, entangled in the knots, will begin to swear. The main thing is that your "barricades" are not noticed by adults … for example, mom. Of course, she won't swear, but the interrogation will suit her for sure.
Method 3
You can call fabulous creatures not only at home, but also on the street. We will learn how to call a mating gnome, for example, in the forest. You need to do this together. In advance, it is worth finding three trees of different sizes. Let one be large, another medium, and the third small. It is important that these trees form a triangle. Now you need to take a satin ribbon and tie the trunks with it. As a result, shouldget a triangle. The call of the gnome must be scheduled for 12 o'clock at night. But you need to arrive at the "meeting" place 10 minutes before this time. As soon as midnight strikes, you need to join hands, repeat three times "Matt dwarf, appear!" and spit over your left shoulder. After a while, the creature will appear. Within 13 minutes, it will gnaw through the tape. After this time, until the gnome has touched the callers, you need to have time to say three times: “Gnome, go away!” It is believed that summoning this spirit is very dangerous. After all, if it touches a person, he can die. Just wondering why call him at all?.. Eh, children, children…
Method number 4
This method also works at night. To implement the plan, you will need several people and a piece of white paper with a pencil. On it you need to draw a portrait of one of those present, only in a gnome costume. To perform this ritual, it is worth secluded in some secluded place late in the evening or at night. Suitable for this and a garden house, and a street gazebo, and just a terrace of the house. The portrait is placed in the center on the floor and surrounds it from all sides. Instead of paper and pencil, you can use ordinary chalk. In this case, a portrait of a gnome is drawn directly on the floor or on the pavement. When everything is prepared, they join hands and say a spell: “Matt dwarf, come, look at yourself!” After a while he will come. A gnome will appear on the head of the person from whom the portrait was taken. But only the “artist”, that is, the one who paintedfabulous creature. The rest will just hear it. The gnome will terribly swear: he is dissatisfied with the quality of the drawing. He will say that he was poorly depicted, that “to tear off the hands of such an unfortunate artist” and so on.
Eyewitness stories
I wonder if anyone has ever seen or at least heard a swearing dwarf in fact? It is clear that it is usually caused by children. If we turn to their comments on various forums dedicated to mysticism, we can conclude that these beings are absolutely real and often reveal themselves. Moreover, many kids know firsthand how to call a swearing gnome. Here is what they write about the results of such magical rituals. No one had to see with their own eyes what this entity looks like. But many heard and felt it. Someone claims to have distinguished a sneeze and a hoarse voice in the silence. Most of the time it was slurred speech. But it was possible to recognize obscene expressions in it. It was clear that someone was very angry and was trying to convey this to others. When the guys looked around, they did not see anyone. And it was impossible not to take into account these strange sounds. As soon as the children tried to forget and fall asleep, mysterious things began to happen in the room. The lockers opened by themselves, then scattered things appeared here and there. What's this? richChildhood fantasy or reality? It's hard to tell.
Gnomes in fairy tales
Do spirits and various mystical entities really exist? We will never find an answer to this question. They exist for those who believe in them. As already mentioned, many children know, for example, how to call a swearing gnome.
Photo of these fabulous creatures, however, no one has ever seen, because no one has ever photographed them. But at the same time, some guys feel someone's presence, not to mention quite distinguishable, according to them, abuse. But in legends and tales, gnomes definitely exist. Here it is worth recalling the fairy tales of the Brothers Grimm, Ernst Theodor Amadeus Hoffmann and Wilhelm Hauff. In them, gnomes appear before readers in the form of ugly dwarfs with a beard and a cap on their heads. They can be both positive characters (as in the fairy tale about Snow White), and negative ones (“White and Rose”). Gnomes can both reward people for their kindness, and punish for indifference, anger, greed. As a rule, these fabulous creatures have untold we alth and diligently guard it. They also know the secrets of witchcraft and, if necessary, can put these skills into practice.
Militant creatures
In the stories of John Tolkien and Clive Lewis, the gnomes look a little different. Here they appear in the form of warlike dwarfs in iron helmets and chain mail. In their hands, as a rule, their favorite weapon is an ax.
